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My shoulder hasn’t hurt in weeks and I’m prescribing myself a few pills every week to combat the disappointments of failed interactions with people I continue to try and reach out to.
Never thought I’d be here.

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dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

Posted 6 hours ago

jew-tube:

Explaining this skit to people is impossible

(Source: missyperegrym)

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant)

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awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

Posted 6 hours ago

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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Posted 6 hours ago

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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